A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly, he realized there was a couple doing it out on the lawn. Then, he noticed another couple over behind a tree. There was yet another couple doing the nasty behind some bushes by the house.
He walked up to the door of the house and knocked. A well-dressed woman answered the door and the man asked what kind of a place this was.
“This is a brothel. Do you want to get in on the action, honey?” asked the madam.
“Nah. I’m not into that, thanks,” he replied, “but I was just wondering what the heck is going on out here on the lawn!”
“Oh, that! Said the Madam, “we’re having a yard sale today.”
Pickled Pete about 2 years ago
What’s Going On?
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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly, he realized there was a couple doing it out on the lawn. Then, he noticed another couple over behind a tree. There was yet another couple doing the nasty behind some bushes by the house.
He walked up to the door of the house and knocked. A well-dressed woman answered the door and the man asked what kind of a place this was.
“This is a brothel. Do you want to get in on the action, honey?” asked the madam.
“Nah. I’m not into that, thanks,” he replied, “but I was just wondering what the heck is going on out here on the lawn!”
“Oh, that! Said the Madam, “we’re having a yard sale today.”