The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 29, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  over 2 years ago

    more – That’s When The Fight Started

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    Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”

    My loving wife of 10 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”

    And that’s when the fight started

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    I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”

    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.

    So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”

    And that’s when the fight started

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    Pickled Pete  over 2 years ago

    National Talk in an Elevator Day

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    A traveling salesman finds himself in an elevator, While he’s all alone, he rips a huge stinkie, Phewww. He quickly opens his briefcase and takes out a can of air-freshener and gives it a few squirts.

    A few moments later another man enters the elevator, visibly disturbed by the strong smell.

    “Smells nice doesn’t it? It’s a special blend of pinewood” Says the salesman embarrassed.

    The man looks at him with disgust and says “It smells like someone just sh!t out a Christmas tree”

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