A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?”
The bartender replies “$1”.
The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?”
The Bartender reply’s “$4.20”. The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says “Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place”.
The bartender then says “Oh well, he’s upstairs in his office with my wife”.
The guy looks all confused then asks “What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?”
The bartender then says “The same thing I’m doing to his business”.
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
finale – And That’s When The Fight Started
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My wife said, “I seem to do all the housework around here. Come to think of it, I’ve never seen you mop or sweep in my life!”
I said, “Floors are beneath me.”
That’s when the fight started…
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started…
THE END
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
NATIONAL CHEESECAKE DAY
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A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?”
The bartender replies “$1”.
The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?”
The Bartender reply’s “$4.20”. The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says “Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place”.
The bartender then says “Oh well, he’s upstairs in his office with my wife”.
The guy looks all confused then asks “What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?”
The bartender then says “The same thing I’m doing to his business”.