The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for September 30, 2022

Huh?

A guy was driving down the road when he saw a farmer lifting a pig up to a tree to eat apples.

Confused, and curious, the guy pulls over to watch as the farmer picked up pig after pig and held them up to the tree to eat an apple.

The man finally decided to speak up and asked the farmer “Wouldn’t it save a lot of time if you shook the tree so the apples fell on the ground and the pigs just eat them there?”

The farmer looked at him with a confused look on his face and replied “What’s time to a pig?”

The $5000 Desk

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Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is.

“That desk is going for $5000,” says the shopkeeper.

“$5000 for an old desk? That’s outrageous!” exclaims Stanley.

“Ah,” says the shopkeeper, “but this is a magic desk.” He turns to the desk and asks, “Desk, how much money do I have in my pocket?” The desk taps one of its legs on the floor four times. The shopkeeper turns out his pocket and, sure enough, there are four dollar coins there.

“Wow, that’s pretty cool,” says Stan. “Alright, desk, how much money does my wife have in her bank account?”

At this, the desk goes wild, manically banging all four of its legs up and down repeatedly for over five minutes non-stop.

“Darn, where did she get all THAT from?” wonders Stanley.

The desk’s legs slide apart and its drawers drop down.