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A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said: âA swan shanât be friends with a pig.â
âThen I shall fly on,â answered the student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student. At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question: âYouâre walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?â
âThe gold.â
âUnfortunately, I donât agree. Iâd choose cleverness because thatâs more important than money.â
âEveryone would choose what they donât have.â says the student.
The teacher turns red, and heâs so angry he writes âas$â on the studentâs paper. The student leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says: âExcuse me sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!â
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
A Swan Shanât Be Friends With a Pig
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A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said: âA swan shanât be friends with a pig.â
âThen I shall fly on,â answered the student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student. At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question: âYouâre walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?â
âThe gold.â
âUnfortunately, I donât agree. Iâd choose cleverness because thatâs more important than money.â
âEveryone would choose what they donât have.â says the student.
The teacher turns red, and heâs so angry he writes âas$â on the studentâs paper. The student leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says: âExcuse me sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!â
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
Does the following link remind you a little of The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John âScullyâ Scully?
https://imgur.com/EYyaz2L