The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for October 11, 2022

Bubba and Billy Bob

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One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.Billy Bob won 1st place – a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize – a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart.

Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, “Great!, I love spaghetti!”

Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How ‘bout you, how’s the toilet brush?

“Not so good,” replied Bubba, “I reckon I’m gonna switch back to paper.”

Sunday Charity

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Two beggars, one dressed as a rabbi and the other a monk, are sitting adjacent to each other outside of a church collecting charity one Sunday morning.

Each churchgoer who passes by on the way to Sunday services, deliberately walk past the rabbi, some even spitting down at him, and then very obviously taking pains to give the monk a donation. With each passerby, the begging Rabbi’s bowl remains empty, while the monk’s gets progressively more full.

Eventually, a kindly older woman, also on her way to church, stops at the rabbi, giving him a few coins and a kindly smile, and tells him: “You know, you might be better off collecting money elsewhere, this just doesn’t seem to be your spot”.

She leaves and the rabbi turns to the monk and says: “Check it out, this gentile wants to teach the Goldberg brothers how to do business”.