The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for November 03, 2022

Girlfriend

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another.

The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

“What’s so funny? " the bartender asked.

“That stupid Dave! " the fellow chortled, "He’s so drunk, he thinks he’s me! "

The Priest, the Rabbi and the Monk

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A priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist monk get arrested for illegal gambling. They get in front of the judge. He starts questioning the priest first, “Did you play poker yesterday?”

The priest mumbles a quick ‘Lord forgive me’ and answered “No.”

The judge turns to the rabbi and asks him, “Did you play poker yesterday?”

The rabbi crosses his fingers behind his back and answers a clear “No.”

Finally the judge turns to the Buddhist monk and tells him, “So you are a Buddhist monk, I know for a fact that you are absolutely forbidden to lie to me! Did YOU play poker yesterday?”

The monk looks at the priest, then at the rabbi. He smiles at the judge and asks “How could I possibly play poker all by myself?”