The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for November 04, 2022

The Horse and the Chicken

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A man faces a violation for adding horse meat to the chicken stew in his restaurant. At the court he’s asked why he did it and how much horse meat was in those stew.

“For the money of course and I solemnly swear I always kept the ratio 50:50!”

While the infraction caused many unhappy customers, upon seeing the man’s honesty the judge decides not to revoke his license. However he in turn must always advertise that horse is part of the ingredients. With a sigh of relief, the restaurant owner pays the fine and walks out of the court house with his wife and friend.

His friend asked him “Did you really put horse meat or did you add anything else with the chicken?”

“Nope. Only horse meat and chicken”.

“Now tell me the truth man, come on, it was mostly horse meat wasn’t it?”

“Nope. It was always 50:50… one horse per one chicken.”

I went up to a homeless man sitting on a bench in the town centre today with a cup of coffee for him.

I sat next to him and asked how he’d got in this position.

He said to me “You know, three weeks ago I had it all, my own accommodation, a cook, good food, the internet, TV, I used to go to the gym, to the swimming pool, the library, everything”

I replied, “Blimey, that’s a bit rough, what happened, bad luck, divorce,drugs,alcohol problems”?

He said “Na, I got released from prison”

Sound on: — Boys do get bigger. but do they really ever grow up?

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