The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 10, 2022

An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer…..

The bartender notices the guy’s head is the size of a cue ball.

“I got to ask, sir,” says the bartender. “What happened?”

The old guy sighs and tells him, “My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid.”

“That doesn’t sound too bad,” says the bartender. “Then what happened?”

“Well,” sighs the man, “mermaids can’t have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head… .”

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A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks,

“W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

Again, the clerk doesn’t answer him.

The guy asks several more times: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

And the clerk just seems to ignore him.

Finally, the guy storms away in anger after not being answered.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the muscular guy asks the clerk, “Why wouldn’t you answer that guy’s question?”

The clerk replies, “D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!”