The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 14, 2022
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December 15, 2022
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Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
Like most men, I find shopping boring and prefer to just get in and out.
My wife, though, like most women – loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local Shopping centre:
Dear Mrs. Pickled:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Pickled, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
June 15: – He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 7: – He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
August 4: – Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
August 14: – Moved a, ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
August 15: – Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
September 4: – Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
September 10: – While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
October 23: – He took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked, “Where is the fitting room?”
And last, but not least:
October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’
One of the clerks passed out.
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
A man went skydiving for the first time. “It’s easy,” said the instructor.Just count to five and pull on the main chute," the instructor continued. “If that doesn’t open, count to ten and pull on the reserve chute.”
“Super easy,” he concluded. “Then you’ll float slowly to the ground, and our bus will be there to drive you back to the airport.”
The man jumped out the plane, and pulled on the main chute. Nothing happened. He pulled on the reserve chute. Nothing happened.
He looked down at the ground which was approaching fast, and said: “I bet that bus won’t be there to pick me up either.”