The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 15, 2022

Cynthia Wong is giving birth at her local hospital…

…that her and her husband Vincent helped to build with their generous donations over the past few years. After a brief hello with his new mom, the newborn boy is taken off to the maternity ward.

After a while, the dad takes a stroll over to the ward to see his new son through the glass, but notices an empty cradle instead. Concerned, he stops a nearby nurse walking by and asks for an update.

“Excuse me. Where has my son been taken?” he said.

“Oh…I have no idea. Let me go inquire with the head nurse.” she replied.

After a few minutes, several maternity nurses, as well as the OBGYN come out from a back area to greet Mr. Wong.

“I’m sorry Vince, but we seem to have misplaced your boy. We’ve locked down the hospital and are looking everywhere for him. Don’t worry.”

Frantic and in denial, Vincent grabs one of the nearby babies in another crib.

“You’ve made a mistake! This is my baby! This is my boy! SEE! I PAID FOR THIS F’N WARD, AND I’M TAKING THIS BABY HOME!”

He holds up the obviously caucasian child in the face of all of the staff.

“Vince. We can’t let you take that baby” the doctor says.

“And why not!?” replies Mr. Wong.

“Because. Two Wongs do not make a White.”

Little Johnny was lost.

Little Johnny got separated from his father so he went to a policeman and said “I can’t find my Dad.”

“Oh, what’s he like?” asked the policeman.

Little Johnny replied “Beer and women.”