The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 18, 2022
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Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
A rancher is kidnapped by the local tribe of natives.
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The chief decides the rancher should be executed and his ranch looted, but gives the rancher 3 days to make his peace and one request per day.
On the first day, the rancher requests his horse and whispers in its ear. The horse darts off and returns at sunset with a beautiful, blonde woman. The rancher takes the woman into a tent and they spend the night together.
On the second day, the rancher requests his horse and whispers in its ear. The horse darts off and returns at sunset with a beautiful, brunette woman. The rancher once again takes the woman into a tent and they spend the night together.
On the third day, the rancher requests his horse and whispers in its ear. The horse darts off and returns at sunset with a beautiful, red haired woman. The rancher, quite frustrated, screams “For the last time, you damn nag, I said ‘posse,’ not ‘pu$$y.’”
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
Blonde again…..✔️
A woman with black hair, a woman with red hair and a woman with blonde hair find a mirror. A lady appears in the mirror and says, “tell me something you think are true and you’ll be rich. Tell me something that is not true and you die.”
The woman with black hair says: “I think I’m pretty.” POOF! She’s dead.
The woman with red says: “I think I have a soul.” POOF! She’s dead.
The woman with blonde hair says: “I think…” POOF! She’s dead.