The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for December 21, 2022
December 20, 2022
December 22, 2022
Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
A wife is frying eggs for her husband in the morning. Suddenly the husband appears behind the wife’s back and says:
“Careful, CAREFUL, put more fat in the pan! You’re frying too many at a time. TOO MANY! Flip them! FLIP THEM! Come on! Put more fat in there. Oh dear lord. How are you gonna make space for the fat now, look, they’re sticking to the pan! Careful!
Careful now! You never listen to me when I cook! NEVER! Flip them over already. HURRY! ARE YOU CRAZY? Take it easy! EASY! Nooo, don’t forget the salt. Put salt on them, SALT!"
The wife stares at her husband:
“What’s wrong with you? You think I can’t fry a few eggs?”
The husband answers calmly:
“I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
Open Parking Space
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A San Francisco cop sees a well dressed man lying in the street by the curb…… He asked the man “What happened to you?”
The man replied “My wife and I were walking down the street and found a parking space. She went to buy a car while I hold the space.”