Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 14, 2011

Ooooo, stinky.

There’s times Wiz would like to let Blanche go.

I used to soak them in Captan, that way they’d last at least two weeks. Now I just use an artificial one and it becomes a night light all year long.

That really puts the punk in pumpkin.

Gee Blanche, pretty soon - say March - you’re going to want him to get rid of the tree.

The sqirrels are still munching on ours…

The wife let me throw out the witch-o-lantern when I put mu finger through the side.

And by the time the Christmas decorations come down, the year is far enough along to put them up.

The nightmareAFTER Christmas

Just don’t throw out the witch with the lantern, Lew. She’s likely the light of your life. ;-)

Have to let go of the remnants of your favorite holiday some day. There is always next year.

Is it stinky? Just how he likes it!

Maybe he should have refrigerated it and then it would last one more day.