Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 14, 2011

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    Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Ooooo, stinky.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 14 years ago

    There’s times Wiz would like to let Blanche go.

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    BigChiefDesoto  almost 14 years ago

    I used to soak them in Captan, that way they’d last at least two weeks. Now I just use an artificial one and it becomes a night light all year long.

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    That really puts the punk in pumpkin.

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    Gee Blanche, pretty soon - say March - you’re going to want him to get rid of the tree.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 14 years ago

    The sqirrels are still munching on ours…

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    The wife let me throw out the witch-o-lantern when I put mu finger through the side.

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    dsom8  almost 14 years ago

    And by the time the Christmas decorations come down, the year is far enough along to put them up.

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    The nightmareAFTER Christmas

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    Just don’t throw out the witch with the lantern, Lew. She’s likely the light of your life. ;-)

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    odeliasimone  almost 14 years ago

    Have to let go of the remnants of your favorite holiday some day. There is always next year.

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    SaunaBeach  almost 14 years ago

    Is it stinky? Just how he likes it!

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    Iwa Iniki  almost 14 years ago

    Maybe he should have refrigerated it and then it would last one more day.

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