The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 11, 2011

  1. Mr peanut
    leakysqueaky712  almost 14 years ago

    This proves that a woman invented the telephone!!!!!!

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  2. Emerald
    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    She’s trying to tell you something, big boy…

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  3. Emerald
    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    That phone number is for information in Chicago.

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    Edcole1961  almost 14 years ago

    The first telephone was the most useless invention ever. The same can’t be said of the second telephone.

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    D-i-c-e-R  almost 14 years ago

    Go back and get her email and facebook, too.

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  6. Stan
    vlechtja  almost 14 years ago

    leakysqueaky712 Women invented telegossip.

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    odeliasimone  almost 14 years ago

    and another thing… why did you even ask her for her phone number…. you dummie~!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    after this, he opted for the age-old cave man technique of bopping her one on the head and dragging her off to his cave by her hair

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    bigdoggy  almost 14 years ago

    Paper, pens and martini glasses haven’t been invented yet either, but those haven’t slowed her down…

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Before the telephone and telegraph, the fastest form of communication was tellawoman……(ducking behind the sofa….)

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    It’s phoney. Like him. She thought he had too many hangups.

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    pumpgirl  almost 14 years ago

    She must be drinking and old fashioned

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    gofinsc  almost 14 years ago

    The first words spoken on the telephone were actually, “Did you get my FAX?”

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  14. Ts
    SaunaBeach  almost 14 years ago

    FAX? Hey, Fax YOU!

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  15. Bc14b
    D-i-c-e-R  almost 14 years ago

    Caveman says, “Call me old-fashioned, but i still prefer clubbing girls in head. Besides, rophenol not invented yet.”

    This is a public service message warning women not let their hair down in clubs without adequate head protection.

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    vldazzle  almost 14 years ago

    Besides, in olden days (when I was young- but not cave men) phone numbers were only 3 or 4 numbers total-possibly with a prefix.

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