Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 04, 2011

So every day, we are breathing in eggs! No wonder my lungs have been itching…

Okay, I’ll sniff some bacon so the inhaled eggs don’t go to waste.

Yes but pinworm eggs are so hard to decorate. Painting little pinstripes on them..

Mom, can I lick the spoon before Sam and Ella arrive to eat the cake?

And I was having breakfast when I decided to check the link about pinworms…

Forget about all that. Let’s order pizza

All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot.

( Monty Python)

Good night, sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.

What a lovely thought to implant in our heads!

Given all the things that float around , grapfhics, it is a wonder human beings survive at all!

….and I loved slamming the door in the face of you vacuum cleaner peddlers AND the jehovah’s witness folks and esPECIALLY those pesky little girl scout cookie brats

dagnabit!

I have been scratching since I read this cartoon and the blasted comments are just making it worse. A pox on the lot of you. scratch, scratch

Teeming like seltzer? I thought that was normal!

Nighthawks. Misguided approach to Jehovahs. We’d meet ‘em at the door u-trow glad, unshaven, breathing Jack in their faces, inform them we were Catholics and about to leave for Mass.

Some people perform under pressure, some act like a*es:

http://www.hipmama.com/node/24120

Want to find out about something really disgusting? Click here

That dear friends is what my mother used to say every night after prayers.

I think that Nighthawks is confusing pin worms with pinheads. I once told a band of marauding Witlesses that God created man because he was disappointed in the monkey. (ref. Mark Twain) boy, did that cause a stir.

Runar, have you been watching Animal Planet again?

Dear Teresa, I wish to report that for whatever reason we are attracted to you and your comics and blogs WE are truly devoted and and not leaving soon. I was curious to see if I was normal; for your readers I am very normal. Thanks to you and all participants.