Herman by Jim Unger for March 09, 2019

That would be the equivalent of a monster truck in the universe of B.C.

Move over, Charlie. Make room for Johnnie Tubeless.

Often with “right” and/or “proper” in front, as in “a Right Charlie” – see https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Charlie#Noun;-)

Not my pillow!

… just not today.

I remember when cars used to have tires that had innertubes! That was in the previous millennium!

“Charlie?”