Pickles by Brian Crane for March 12, 2019

That takes too long to eat at once, unless you continuously go back and refill a bowl. If you just eat it out of the carton, then when the edges get melty, that my friends is “portion control”!

got any other remedies, Earl, that doesn’t involve food?

Don’t often see Opal laughing, though.

Now there’s food for thought.

Mint chocolate chip ice cream? That won’t hurt except the old waistline!

I have half a container of mint chocolate chip in my freezer right now. Unfortunately it’s time for breakfast not snacks.

Earl’s philosophy lesson for today.!

I prefer Beer and a shot …..

I’m with Earl! Yum! As for Opal, the spots never change on a leopard…..she’ll still be a crab! Lol

after Sunday’s comic, that’s the best advice you can give, Earl?

Yum! Good ol’ Froggy Mint ice cream!

I find pizza helping!

“I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!”

I told my kids that, if I’m ever terminally ill, all I want to eat for every meal is ice cream! Preferably Graeters. Pistachio.

you mean it changes your appetite?

Go crazy, ignore the clock

“Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.” — Ford Prefect

You da man Earl!

Chocolate Chip Mint icream is the world’s best. ;-)

Life is just one big, sick joke anyway. So, laugh already.

A man after my own heart! :)

I neither laugh nor cry.

You scream, I scream we all scream for ice cream!

That’s strange coming from Opal, especially when she seldom gives him any reason to laugh.

Brownies or chocolate chip cookies help greatly too!

Mint Chocolate Chip is one of those flavors where the cheaper brands are better for gorging. The overly-sweet mint flavor. The neon green color. The waxiness of the cheap chocolate chips. Somehow, it all comes together in a formula perfect for guilty indulging.

straight out of the carton with a spoon!