F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 06, 2019

Eden was millennia ago, mister.

Sure buddy, it’s right through those beaded curtains.

…and passed the incense burners.

“Yes, but these days it’s full of black rice. Which is still better than a few years ago when it was full of people doing the lambada.”

That would be where the apples are on sale.

ALWAYS the more popular choice!

You mean Wanda. She’s in back. You can’t miss her. She’s dressed in black leather.

They do, but he’s not allowed there.

The fig leaf section is beyond the pomegranates to the right…

Well, the stock boy was fired yesterday for something he did with the bananas. I think we still have some in the back.

Sure, just knock on that red door and say, ‘Eve sent me’.

Hey, Eve! Can you help this guy?

Where do you keep the good yams?

only if your name is Adam

The melons are forbidden now (#me2)

Your wife called and said for you to come home right now!

Well, we have a bin full of fruit that’s long and hard and have ‘cum’ in it!

That would be the Tree of Life aka fruit of immortality.