Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 06, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    too horrific

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    Tigressy  over 5 years ago

    Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

    Know any jokes?

    Yes. - Why, are you in need of a few new ones? Go, figure.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Know any jokes? – I just heard this one: Why did the monkey cross the road?…

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    GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Because the chicken took his banana with him.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 5 years ago

    Tack on something Lewd & it might get a chuckle…

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    Knightman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Jokes, naw to easy to reply to that!!!

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    Well I know a few people who are.

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    I wanted to ask the same question, but with “good” as a modifier.

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    Why did the egg cross the road? …because it had the inclination.

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    micromos  over 5 years ago

    You ask why, I ask why not!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 5 years ago

    No, no, no – it’s:

    Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

    Because the chicken was stapled to his forehead.

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    retpost  over 5 years ago

    A cynical look is says it all.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Now that you mention it, I just thought of one. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Alice Cooper.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Ah, Stan. Don’t give up your day job, if you have one.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    About 5 hours ago Mudd said,

    I just NO,jokes. :( Heh,heh.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Did you hear about the guy who ran in front of a bus?

    He got tired (ba da bump).

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    oakie817  over 5 years ago

    i’m calling PETA…who’s stapling chickens to monkeys?

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