Close to Home by John McPherson for March 05, 2019

We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assim…oh, no, I sprung a leak!!!

Bleeb is playing the rare bagpipe arrangement of “Take another little piece of my heart.”

As advertised! It’s a steal.

You woke up! It’s a good day!

What, no drive thru lane?

With mine I joined the zipper club. It looks like he joined the plumber’s club.

Bleeb’s rockin’ out!

I can buy 100’ of plastic tubing for what 10’ of metal pipe costs and use 90% fewer joints. It doesn’t need tape or joint compound, corrode through or split when freezing, either.

The first one costs $75, the second one $50 and the third one is back up to $75.

That was a real heartbreaker.

The One’s that come to town in a trailer are even cheaper…

“I’m afraid you’re going have to accept it! This bypass has got to be built, and it is going to be built. It is a bypass! You’ve got to build bypasses!”

My guess is they do a lot of ‘corrective’ surgery.

BTW, they did a double bypass of a lung?

I too have a 6 inch zipper in the center of my chest. TG for medicare! Which, by the way, I payed for through years of paycheck deductions.

To SUV2000 — Wherever you are, I hope you are well. . . . :)

Ah! This wasn’t clear AT ALL in black and white! It just looked like a scar in the shape of a number ‘3.’