Close to Home by John McPherson for March 08, 2019

She’s afraid that she popped the seam on her yoga pants.

“..and an annoying bagpipe sound started up.”

She’s afraid she let one rip and she won’t move out of embarrASSment.

She needs her right thumb fixed and I can’t tell the color of the alien.

Just get a paper clip and reset her. She’ll be fine after the reboot. She is an older model and holding the power switch down for 5 seconds started after this model.

I’m pretty sure that some men would find that a real benefit in having a wife or girlfriend like that, especially during football season!

Ahl cn! I think she said Oil Can!

Unplug her, then plug her back in.

Probably one of those old electrolytic capacitors in a servomechanism controller. These older models need a lot of maintenance.

Strike a pose.

Watch where you’re poking there, dude!

No more burrito brunch before yoga.

Throw a blanket over it!

What beautiful hands! McPherson is the best hand artist ever!

I have heard that pop when I do yoga. Then I know my back will feel a LOT better or I am in big trouble.

Somebody hit the ‘pause’ button. [I think I just set someone up.]

“Quick, lets take a peek at what’s on her cell phone.”" OH MY! Would you look at that."

Unfortunately, I’m hearing that pop a lot more often now. It’s getting bad when other people can hear it too.

Ok be honest, who else has been through this as well? LOL