Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 12, 2019

I thought it was the entrance to the holodeck of the Enterprise (Star Trek).

Wrong kind of metal detector.

My friend’s son is a metal detector. If heavy metal’s being played, he’s there!

Exchange it for the hand-held Gold Digger model.

Maybe if he had hired a couple of TSA agents to “frisk” people walking on the beach, it may have been more fun?

To-MAY-toe… to-MAH-toe…??

Well it is Malibu. Everyone on the beach has baggage.

Should’ve gone with the wand instead.

Exciting? You want exciting? Train the dog to fetch bikini parts, then you’ll see excitement!