Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 13, 2019

Well, you don’t step on the grass, burn it

Hagar?

Yep, that sign clearly says: Leave us a-lawn!

Try next door, all they have is a ‘Beware of Dog’ sign.

They have Toothless and other dragons. Why not just fly over it and attack from the air?

Oh go ahead. What will they do, scream “get off my lawn” at you?

Makes as much sense as a “No guns allowed” sign.

And just as effective.

That castle belongs to Daenerys Targaryen, step on the grass and she’ll set the dragons on you.

It must be the Duke’s anti-drug campaign.

These must be the “Nice” Vikings.

It’s really nice to find barbarians who follow rules

That sign works better than a moat — IF the invaders know how to read.

They probably can’t read english and thought it said “Beware of Dragon”.

Must be one of those lawn order guys.