Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 07, 2019

That was close! Once Poncho got the mustard on you, it would have been curtains!

I would’ve thought Poncho and Boomer to mistake the dachshunds’ broccoli costumes to be trees upon which to… um… to mark their territory.

I’ve never been friends with one but I’ve heard that dachshunds are pretty tough dogs. The Germanic folks bred them to hunt badgers in their holes or some such. Gotta be pretty fearless for that gig.

He went that way -→

My tough little dog with scary big teeth actually loved to much raw broccoli, also raw carrots and apples.

I mean, she probably wouldn’t have picked them over a hot dog…

But they still weren’t safe.

They are pretty safe in the broccoli suits. I mean they still smell like dogs. Of course it is a dog eat dog world out there.

WEINER! dog. :)

Anthony Wiener was a fixture in my electoral district before his downfall.

Clever – what self respecting dog would eat broccoli?