Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 29, 2019

No one knew, but secretly he hated chocolate and didn’t like children.

So…marry a dentist already.

You work one day a year and your job is driving you crazy?

I bet he’s drinking Jack Daniels. (joke grenade)

Kinda like Bad Santa

Needs to get some of those liqueur filled chocolates.

What happens when you try to be cheerful all the time.

I love it! (Bringing Joy Wherever You Go is hard work and not much appreciated.)

Even bunnies need a break occasionally.