Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 18, 2019

Good one, Dave.

That will put him on top of the stove. Recalculating….

No matter how well designed your kitchen is, you and your mate will inevitably wind up fighting over water rights at some point.

Glenn – the microbrainwave…

Live alone and cut your stress level to almost zero.

Unfortunately, it is the neighbor’s kitchen…

I know my way around the kitchen… I just can’t cook.

What’s even worse is that he wanted to use the bathroom.

Since we retired, my husband took over cooking and cleaning the dishes and kitchen. I’m the one who has problems finding things…………but, that’s okay!

For those of us of advanced age and diminishing memory, “OK, now why am I here?” or “How am I supposed to call for a pizza with this pot?”

“Alexa, make dinner.”