Mike: Safe travels! Thanks for coming! Alex: Long day, Dad... Mike: Very. What do you say we go into town for dinner? Alex: Sure, hold on... hey! Guys! If you trip the alarm, you have about two minutes! Zeke: Uh... thanks.
Burglars specialize in robbing homes when they know the family is at a funeral. They scan the obituaries looking for targets. Any attorney will advise you to leave out of the obituary all references to the wealth or status of the deceased.
Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Hooray, the funeral is over.
pbarnrob almost 14 years ago
Or, I guess technically, burglary if nobody else is there. Wonder if they packed out the booze first, that would be poetic.
cdhaley almost 14 years ago
Burglars specialize in robbing homes when they know the family is at a funeral. They scan the obituaries looking for targets. Any attorney will advise you to leave out of the obituary all references to the wealth or status of the deceased.
cdward almost 14 years ago
Is this wake at the funeral home? Hard to tell. However, Alex knows these bozos well enough to know they are useless burglars.
wetidlerjr almost 14 years ago
Supersurfer said, “Hooray, the funeral is over.”
And, now, so is the wake.
odeliasimone almost 14 years ago
They are so intent on sneaking into the funeral, that they don’t realize the lights went out and it’s too late to “socialize”.
summerdog86 almost 14 years ago
Where has Kim been this whole time?
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
From the guys:
” Two minutes? Time for getting drunk AND sex? What kind of lousy alarm is that?”
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Palin: JOE? (Old joke.)
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
^ They had to build the ladder.
Dragoncat almost 14 years ago
Guys… The party’s over. GO HOME!!!
Looks like JJ will have to bail him out again…