Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 27, 2019

The grass is always greener ………………………………..

over the septic tank, as Erma Bombeck used to say.

Sure, but is there a pool table in his basement game room?

Yeah, but in the winter it is not Rover who is lying on his owner’s lap, warm and cosy.

The House of the Seven Beagles?

Mostly, it was his shares in Apple.

My dogs have a house as big as a human house…ours.

are by any chance the people living next door called Joneses or something like that?