Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 29, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    what did those Chinese drivers even do to pass the time for those two weeks?

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    Don’t those fighter jet cockpits have explosive bolts on them?

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    Leroy  over 5 years ago

    “Here’s China-Chopper with a traffic update:”

    chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip…

    ϟ If you’re takin’ the 405, allow an extra 15 minutes to get where you’re going. If you’re headed east on the B-T, you might want to start meditating on the noble truth of suffering. If you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, call GEICO. GEICO: Steer your way to savings. ϟ

    chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip….

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    therese_callahan2002  over 5 years ago

    “But I was wrong. Baby, I took too long. I got caught in the rush hour. Then it started to shower…..”

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Did the FFA ground the planes then ? ;-)

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    Grammar.Consulting  over 5 years ago

    Somebody’s bright idea at the Pentagon: “Hey, let’s close the canopies with airplane glue. It works with all my Revells!”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    The hope is that pilot had a non-fibrous meal that morning prior to climbing into the cockpit.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Does that Raptor have a bathroom?

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    chillax  over 5 years ago

    and little Shirley never missed a line???

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    A lot of Woking and roiling

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    Andrew Moore  over 5 years ago

    There is a Rescue panel right next to the cockpit to release the canopy, what a bunch of Bozos!

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    Janos  over 5 years ago

    12 days? That’s nothing. Just watch what will happen in the UK and France in 14 days.

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    PatsyL.Paul  over 5 years ago

    They made more Chinese.

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    wjones  over 5 years ago

    And I thought 5 mph for rush hour was slow.

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    heathcliff2  over 5 years ago

    Slow foot. Quick mind. Careful crew.

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