Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 20, 2019

Should have read his achievement award on the wall before you allowed him to touch you w/that scalpel… :)

Well you are quack-happy.

Today’s ’toon keeps on getting funnier and funnier.

He does quack like a duck. Or is that like a doc.

That’s one sorry lookin’ Kansas Jayhawk.

You’d better duck after that comment.

He thought that after he looked in the mirror.

I bet even the Botched Drs would have a difficult time fixing that! :)

He originally came in for a sore hangnail.

Before retirement, I often considered offering my patient’s a discount on their fees. I called the program Suture self… but It wasn’t very popular. :>)

Doc only looks liek a duck, he’s obviously a Loon

Is his surgery bill on the back of his head, or on the floor? Either way, it is jaw-dropping.

“Please pass the ketchup, I think it’s going to rain!”