Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 28, 2019

Bet they’re not wild, either. :P :P :P

Many a person has gone out to sow some wild oats and then the next day pray for crop failure.

at least there won’t be a surprise crop springing up

I don’t know what you all are talking about. I eat my oats.

I hate ask, but exactly where were you using this machine?

On Rumspringa?

The world may be best served if your oats stay right where they are.

The missing word here is “wild…”

This, I shall add, it corny.

Funky Winkerbean strip ca 1979: “What are you working on, Ann?” “It’s a stitchery, Fred. It’s called ‘Amber Waves of Grain.’” “Oh, still sewing your wild oats, eh?” [Scrapbooked with program and souvenirs when I played Muz in John O’Keeffe’s “Wild Oats” that fall]