Pickles by Brian Crane for April 21, 2019

wrong timing, Opal

she deserves that

Payback, Opal, for trying to dominate Earl’s personal time.

Give her the razor now, Earl, she probably can use it.

Also clears your nose out !

Earl and Opal…..the fourth and fifth stooges…

Take THAT Opal! That will teach you to spray and tickle Earls nose…..LOL

Earl got her good today! Now Opal can shave her mustache?

Timing is vital to good comedy.

I’ll never understand why people go for scents that literally get up your nose and in quantities that would gag a maggot. Hey people, ya don’t need a chemical plant in a bottle or can and you don’t need to bathe in the stuff so badly that you leave a vapor trail. I’d almost rather walk around with a fresh swipe of Vick’s under my nose than to be in the same building with folks like that.

Those people would rather cover up than clean up.

Earl, be careful! There’s a mad dog loose in the bathroom with you..oh, that’s just Opal!

Earl with his shaving cream kind of looks like Pete Seeger

I like it, too… ☺

Shave Lady?Don’t do it.Cream hair away…….;)

Burma Shave. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Burma-Shave_slogans.jpeg

Air fresheners only makes the room smell like a bunch of chemicals that don’t resemble the description on the labels and are worse than the smells they are designed to mask.

Both, Excellent.

Except it kinda gets up in your nose.

How does it taste, Opal?

Good one Earl…..she looks better now!

Earl, run! Opal has become rabid!

was surprised that many comics today didn’t reference Easter :(