Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 27, 2019

See what’s between your toes.

Gaakkkk!

So you feed fruit loops to human slugs ….with or without milk ?

Do they accept the deliveries dressed like that? Harassment!

In the old days they could have survived by boiling and eating their leather shoes. I don’t think that will work with plastic sandals, though.

Now, if one of them is named Timothy…

They’d get plenty of protein if they could groom each other for body lice.

Now you know why he draws animal characters so much. Can you see these two men on lunchboxes?

Notice they don’t look like Drew Carey anymore?

I think that they have enough fat reserve to last them a while. After that they’re rightful entrants for the Darwin Awards.

Well, this took a turn to the yuck.