Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 05, 2019

What about lab chickens? :P

And thus the shortage of scientists back then.

Yes, but big industry provided all the lab bears for free. That’s how “science” works. Just think where we would be without that kind of corporate sponsorship?

I thought the politically correct lab subjects were lawyers, since researchers don’t get attached to them and no one ever complains about their use in lab experiments.

And then there was Gent.

Well, thank goodness for PETA who put an end to that!

They say that bears have love affairs, and even camels. We’re merely mammals. Let’s misbehave! —Cole Porter

That’s the problem with labeartories.

Oh no! The poor bears!

There’s a reason why it’s called a lab-o-rat-ory