Cat 1: I see from your resume that you've done a considerable amount of lying around and sleeping. Cat 2: Yes. Yes I have. Cat 1: Impressive.
“Join me?”
lying around + sleeping = cats ; Sleeping around + lying = President :-)
Wish my boss would say that.
Lucky cat. Not only won’t they let me sleep at work, but I have to stay off the table in the break room, and I can’t claw the office furniture.
“You’re hired, as Designated House Cat First Class. Here is your official job description which you can shred right away.”
They’re just scratching the surface.
To quote Liam Neesan in Taken, “a very particular set of skills”
It’s good work, if you can get it.
We’re sending you to the shelter to find a human family to adopt.
Ida No over 5 years ago
“Join me?”
gnome over 5 years ago
lying around + sleeping = cats ; Sleeping around + lying = President :-)
William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Wish my boss would say that.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
Lucky cat. Not only won’t they let me sleep at work, but I have to stay off the table in the break room, and I can’t claw the office furniture.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
“You’re hired, as Designated House Cat First Class. Here is your official job description which you can shred right away.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
They’re just scratching the surface.
syzygy47 over 5 years ago
To quote Liam Neesan in Taken, “a very particular set of skills”
wknehans over 5 years ago
It’s good work, if you can get it.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
We’re sending you to the shelter to find a human family to adopt.