Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 01, 2019

Smart and foolish at the same time Ralph. You have earned the right to sleep on the sofa tonight.

“…and that’s when the fight started…”

Someone’s about to get whacked by a menu!

Tousle it up a la Marlo Thomas in “That Girl”… she’s probably old enough to remember that. ;-)

never never ask a man what he thinks of your hair!!!Ilearned this a long time ago!!!

I always tell her she looks fabulous. Even when she doesn’t ask. Even when she doesn’t.

Good one, Ralph! Pyrrhic victory, though!!

And don’t get me started on what that skirt does to your rear end …

I figured this would be the comic where she finally ditches the ridiculous bow.

Did you expect Ralph to notice anything about June, especially her hair?

Morning of our wedding, hubby -to-be said “Your hair will look nice when you comb it.” This was after mom and I had spent over 1/2 hour combing the page boy just right. Almost didn’t have a wedding. But we were married for nearly 55 years.

Maybe he thought you liked that ‘just had a roll in the hay’ look.

Also never, ever tell your wife that her sister is a better lover…

Answer: I was so taken by your lovely shoes; where did you get them? Was that part of that sale they were having?

Oh Ralph…might want to ask the waiter to bring you an ice pack…

Anyone else turned on by Honeybunch in the first panel? Damn, she’s lookin’ fine!!!

That is hilarious….good one, Ralph.