“The Sapphire, Emerald, and Pearl tiers of our Special Platinum Service groups may board via the Very Special carpeted entrance as soon as the Diamond, Ruby, and Vibranium tiers have finished boarding via the Really Really Extra Special plush red carpeted entrance.”
juncarlo over 5 years ago
Of course he can have an upgrade, he can buy the airline and make that plane a private plane. So he will have to entitlement to anything.
R.R.Bedford over 5 years ago
the new owners just announced an all seats 39 USD policy and renamed the airline PeoplExpress.
Nathan Daniels over 5 years ago
Also puts the ‘tit’ and ‘men’ in entitlement.
J Quest over 5 years ago
What about those two seats in the very front of the jet?
LOLBeth over 5 years ago
“The Sapphire, Emerald, and Pearl tiers of our Special Platinum Service groups may board via the Very Special carpeted entrance as soon as the Diamond, Ruby, and Vibranium tiers have finished boarding via the Really Really Extra Special plush red carpeted entrance.”
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Southwest’s business model.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Even the last two seats at the back of the plane beside the rear bathroom are platinum, just no so much.
Rose Madder Premium Member over 5 years ago
There has to be a place for the very exclusive – who are more exclusive than the very exclusive riff-raff they let on this plane.
dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago
HEAVY sigh!!!! What is the POINT if I can’t UPGRADE?? How do I prove how superior I am?!?