Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 06, 2019

Not the “rope trick” anyway!

Bah! He’s a lightweight.

He doesn’t know when to stop.

Too high to be climbing.

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

He’s at the end of his rope!

I told him altitude can make you light-headed.

Thump, thump thump,……..

Snerks – That’s easy. Look at all the places he can grab onto up there. The higher you go, the lumpier it gets.

When Mick Jagger sees this… Hey, get off of my cloud!

Why? Because it’s not there!

I did that without a rope once. It didn’t end well.

That’s not how real climbers do it. What good is the rope when no one is anchored?

Just wait until he realizes that he’s climbing empty air; we’ll have a Wile E. Coyote moment then.

My pareidolia is going nuts with that sky.

He went to climbing school at Warner Brothers.

Never let a mime be the lead man on a mountain climb.

That’s what you call ‘free climbing’!