I used to have a boss who would ask me to write my own work reviews. He’d say, “You know how I feel about you.” I hated that; I didn’t want to undersell myself, but I didn’t want to blow myself up, either.
Give the sweet child,a couple of Pizzas,some ca$h,let him control the remote for a month.And of course take himTo that mysterious lake he likes to go visit and stare down at the fish.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
What sort of treats did you have in mind, Garfield? Ferns?
codycab over 5 years ago
So what Garfield is saying is that Jon has to pay him just to do whatever?
Watcher over 5 years ago
Jon, shouldn’t it be the other way around?
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Jon, time you gave that lazy furball the full treat-ment!
Wren Fahel over 5 years ago
I used to have a boss who would ask me to write my own work reviews. He’d say, “You know how I feel about you.” I hated that; I didn’t want to undersell myself, but I didn’t want to blow myself up, either.
over 5 years ago
You better do what he says, Jon.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
“You know, pizza, lasagna…the usual”!
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
LOL! Nice one, Garfield!
ex window inspector over 5 years ago
This might be a good time to send a certain cat to the homeless shelter.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
So glad my dog doesn’t grade me.
TheGarfieldFan over 5 years ago
Give the sweet child,a couple of Pizzas,some ca$h,let him control the remote for a month.And of course take himTo that mysterious lake he likes to go visit and stare down at the fish.
fgerbil46 over 5 years ago
For cats it’s always a “Good time to bribe me with treats”. ;-)
Robert Gillespie over 5 years ago
Garfield is taking lessons from Calvin.
Clarence over 5 years ago
Don’t get it
XboxKing over 5 years ago
Can John hear the Garfs
░▒▓█►~CʜᴇᴇᴢDᴏᴏᴅʟᴇ51~◄█▓▒░ over 5 years ago
Don’t…Do…it!
hagarthehorrible over 5 years ago
Go on do it Jon, if you want a better score.