Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 10, 2019

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    We can discard the Spook and his mother, the king already have them locked up.

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    sandpiper  almost 6 years ago

    Actually, this sounds very current. Lots of those on the census lists feel the same way about Buttercup.

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    cocavan11  almost 6 years ago

    It’s as if Sir Rodney’s insight leapt ahead to the 21st century and read the collective minds of millions and millions of American taxpayers and almost as many American voters!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 6 years ago

    Now, the cook and the taster are dead…..hmmmmm

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    Zebrastripes  almost 6 years ago

    Hire another taster….they’re a dime a dozen….

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  almost 6 years ago

    You don’t need the entire census, just bring the list of registered Democrats. Start with that Missouri State Congresswoman.

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    Troglodyte  almost 6 years ago

    More like, who wouldn’t do a thing like that?!

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    brklnbern  almost 6 years ago

    Myriad suspects it seems.

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    craigwestlake  almost 6 years ago

    The butler did it…

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    adrianrune  almost 6 years ago

    I once had an obnoxious co-worker (related to the company’s owner) where the other co-workers and I would joke that if this person were murdered, we’d have to tell the police only people who never met him could be crossed off a list of suspects as having no motive.

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