Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 07, 2011

I don’t think you have two hours, lady!

Good morning, everyone

♫♪Flambế Italiano hey Mommy!♫♪

Yes, she should be just about done then.

Well, in the long run, so isn’t the psycho. House is bound burn down too. Really stupid kid.

or….grow up to be cowboys.

She’ll be over done by the time Dad get’s home I think.

What’s she all hot and bothered about? Does she have a burning desire to punish her son?

There’s a face in the sofa pillow, although I can’t believe that I have time to look for that when there’s a fire in the room….

Hey Chief Thom Thom!

Is that the Tribe in the painting I see?

Speaking of the painting, are any or all of the white puffs part of the painting or are they from the fire?

I see he had to use a can of scout water…

Face on the couch pillow.

She’s just hanging around, waiting for the house to burn down?!

Faces in the flames, and where’d he get the wood? The plot thickens!

That kid has one hot lookin’ mama!

and then the smoke alarm went off and the automatic sprinkler system turned on and all became a happy ending….

@ Dry: the wood must have come from the coffee table as there is no longer one in front of the couch. good morning fellow Birdbrains

She’s one hot mama! But this kid really burns her up.

I’m suddenly thinking of that song By Arthur Brown, I think it was.

♪♫Fire, I’ll take you to burn♫

dressed as an indian, with a yellow and red can of fire water. send the p.c. police after me

Two hours from now? Hope he has fresh wood and another can of gas…

I agree about the one face on the pillow.

How does an engineer put out this fire? He fills a bucket with water and pours it on the fire.

How does a mathematician then put out the fire? He lights the fire again, reducing it to a previously solved case, so he’s done.

Grog, Arthur Brown was also a pyromaniac that got tossed in jail for ACTUALLY setting his stage on fire several times cause he INTENDED to, which might be why this kid stirred your memory.

My thought was:” Yet another child of the late ‘70’s caught by Disco Inferno.”

If he used wet lumber this could very well take up to two hours and she’ll roast slowly instead of burn. Old British tactic burning heretics, witches and such.

She’s mad now, but just imagine how burned up she’ll be in two hours.

I always love a good Western!

Talk about making an ash of yourself…

Allan V said, about 8 hours ago

She’s just hanging around, waiting for the house to burn down?!

I think she’s just tied up at the moment. When she’s done, she’ll do something about the house.

LafInLarry said, about 8 hours ago

Speaking of the painting, are any or all of the white puffs part of the painting or are they from the fire?

Looks to be part of the painting. It’s an indian settlement with tee-pees.

Hi yyyguy! I was thinking that is pretty clean lumber. As we are discussing improbabilities here, how did he get fire set up before tying her up, and isn’t she too heavy for him to lift her that high?

And another thing…..

Not funny. Racist, too!

Ummm……. Mom? How exactly did your kid manage to get you tied to that piece of wood.

Prider, it is so rare that we see someone defending stupid white people against racism. Or are you defending all white people against racism? Either way, thank you.

Do you think the gas can will make a big noise?

Please! Please! Please!