Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for April 13, 2019

Sophie, if you lean on him, I mean really press him on the issue, I’m sure he’ll crack under pressure and no lawyers will be involved

Where’s Garfield when you need him?

I guess “Itsy Bitsy Spider” is right out.

I never liked spiders !!!

Not if you dead, you won’t. My cats torture and kill spiders.

Never attempt to be playful with someone tired of being played with. Some tempers are short because other people keep rubbing them the wrong way.

A litigious spider with a shark on speed dial. When did Sophie move to Florida?

Oh. One of those spiders…

I always heard it as, “Spider, spider on the wall. Ain’t you got no brains at all? That wall’s just been freshly plastered. Get off of there you stupid… spider”.

You are one lucky spider, thanks to Sophie’s good nature. Don’t press your luck. [Jeez, here I am talkin’ to spiders.]

Spiders, I don’t mind since they are going after bugs I don’t like and could bother me unlike spiders who wouldn’t.

Lawyer, lawyer on the crawl, get that spider off the wall.

I saw the first spider of the season in my bathroom, but it was so teeny, I took pity on it.

Eat it Sophie