Monty by Jim Meddick for April 17, 2019

Will this tea be on clearance now that Starbucks is closing its Teavana stores?

The current A.G. is even scarier.

Use a “PEACE PIPE”, instead. More “MELLOW” !

I don’t know what they are drinking, but pass me a cup too…….

I drank that tea back in the ‘60s at a Vanilla Fudge concert. I have NO IDEA how I got home, or why I’m still here…

A bad trip inndeed!

At least it’s not that cortez chick!

I used to grow the ‘secret ingredient’ in that tea a long time ago. Even better in chili.

Hope that’s not the ‘Jonestown’ tea.

Way to pour Drano on a spiritual renaissance…geez!

Peyote tea? Whatever the secret ingredient is, suggestible Monty is on a peculiar Vision Quest of his own. Jeff Sessions? Really? Why, Monty?

I tried to learn levitation to float above the floor…, so I studied T.M., Zen, and Yoga but, hemorrhoids finally worked