Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 20, 2019

Oh! In their EAR! I thought he said “in their rear”.

The Vatican.

I am glad it was the ear.

The anti-vaxxing measles outbreak was disqualified because it is a reworking of the pre-vaccination measles outbreak.

Who won for “Cupping”?

The next award goes to Dwayne, for teaching people you can cure a jellyfish sting by peeing on it!

I met someone around year 2000 who said she made her living by giving ear candling treatments. I asked how that worked better than just tilting one’s head in a hot shower and letting the stream wash out the excess wax. She just stared at me.

It really is Hell. Another pointless awards show!

Shouldn’t the words on the podium say: “The Hellie Awards”?

sometimes it’s better to curse the darkness

the Hellie Award should go to the person who convinced people that what they see on social media is real.

Tried it…they got me on that one.

Gwyneth Paltrow should receive at least one for some of her daft ideas.

They should give one to whever came up with “Baby Shark”.

First time I heard of ear candles, I immediately thought in terms of wicks which would burn off excess ear wax.

What a hellish idea. But then, it might go way to melt ear wax.

Unfortunately, not really any worse than actual “detoxifying” routines that deluded people tout.

Detox- Resetting your body to factory settings.