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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 18, 2019

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    oldpine52  almost 6 years ago

    …Multiplication that’s the name of the game, and each generation they play it the same…

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Send them to the school’s legal council.

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    The sad truth is with some people out there, I can genuinely see this happening IRL.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Animals have rights too! And lefts!

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    Gent  almost 6 years ago

    And you don’t teach how to steal picanic baskets! Booooo!

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    Stocky One  almost 6 years ago

    And, in addition…

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    Ron Bauerle  almost 6 years ago

    Seems like it’d come naturally to those two and they don’t need to be taught anything…

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    Diat60  almost 6 years ago

    Shouldn’t the cell be locked up?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 6 years ago

    Yep, someone is hopping mad.

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    KEA  almost 6 years ago

    I had parents who were upset I actually taught science in science class (as opposed to superstitious claptrap).

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    BUNNY!

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    Ren Rodee  almost 6 years ago

    Just be sure neither of them have vaccinated their kids

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    Madzdad the bard  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t cells multiply by dividing?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 6 years ago

    This truly is a HARE RAISING SPLIT DECISION!

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    Phydeux  almost 6 years ago

    Wait til he teaches sine language.

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