Pickles by Brian Crane for April 23, 2019

Either way, ew!

got better life analogies, gentlemen, that doesn’t involve hygiene?

I’m with Earl on this one…

Is that why there are so many people who are about as nice to be around as a wet fart?

Life is like a waterslide: You start in a narrow tube, then it’s all downhill from there until you hit bottom.

Guys life is meant to be lived ! Get up off of your dead butts and do something ;-)

At least they’re “cleaning up” after themselves….lol

Life is like a bowl of cherries, Sometimes you get the pits

Or the old saying “Sometimes you are the windshield, sometimes you are the bug”!

Earls idea only lasts so long, then you run out of hot water.

Like Erma Bombeck said “If life is like a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?”

I like their opinions. One is take control, the other is feel sorry for yourself.

I think life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it comes off the roll.

Until you become a prune!

Life is what you make it to be for yourself.

I think life is stupid, and probably a mistake. But there’s not a lot one can do about it. …without Thanos’ gauntlet, that is.

Some comedian (I forget who ’cause it was decades ago) said: “Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”

Life is like a fart…you just hold your nose and wait for the fumes to leave.

At least one other comic makes bath and shower remarks-my question is this-Why? Baths are nice but showers save water if done correct and water is gold.

Life on the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.