Close to Home by John McPherson for April 16, 2019

Yeah, they keep sending mixed signals. :P :P :P

He’s just mad that he blew his allowance on the hand buzzer and the whoopie cushion before he could use them on her. Women!

Be careful how you tell this story.

Despite what might see on the internet, most girls don’t like it on their face…

Just be glad he didn’t say “here’s mud in your eye” after the waiter brought their drinks, could have been much worse!

People love you when you are funny, but only if you are the butt of the jokes.

Only clowns use squirting flowers these days.

That is because it took her ‘hours’ to paint on her face, so that it looked like ‘no effort at all.’ And you took only a few seconds to set it back to ‘factory settings.’

Well, as usual the truth was probably obfuscated and you were supposed to read between the lines to realize that whatever sense of humor she has is drastically different than yours.

It’s why you get “the look” for laughing at jokes with your male friends.

He’s going to pay for two dinners and go home and sit by himself and wonder why he can’t get a girl friend!

Is the waiter in this picture a vampire?

I guess Bleeb didn’t want anything to do with this.