Close to Home by John McPherson for April 20, 2019

I don’t know which is worse; going up and crashing through the roof or free falling into the basement and hitting a concrete floor.

Looks like you’ve got a yellow bird that’s none too happy.

I think the elevator is a metaphor for our precious world.

Just goes to show you being an Amos Elevator Repairman has its ups and downs! (I wonder if Mr. Krebbs was Maynard’s offspring from the old Dobie Gillis show?)

Sometimes you have to give the mechanic a ride, or let him drive the car, before he hears the squeak, and even then some will just pass it off as normal wear and tear. At least until the muffler finally falls off on I-90 at 70 miles per hour.

“Sorry, Mr. Wonka…”

Amos Otis. Cool beans.

That is either one BIG elevator, or one TINY building….I’m going for tiny building, seeing as the size of the humans matches the elevator.

Okay, that was “going up” but does “going down” still work?

The elevator is partially sentient — its AI dreams that it is actually in the Wonka Chocolate Factory and it wants the occupants to press Up and Out.

Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!! Dance, Bleeb, dance!!!!!!

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.heckydiddledolls.com/gallery/

Please check out the first gallery picture and see if you can spot Bleeb!!!! :)

Looks like they are on the up and up