Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 08, 2011

I know nothing!

(I do like to make things up though, and rarely let little things like logic or facts stand in my way.)

What does Toomuk know?

^Apparently, not too muk.

They said it couldn’t be done, But with a will he went right to it’ He tackled that job that couldn’t be done, And by golly he couldn’t do it’

Make cherry pits, not fire pits.

Fire is not healthy for children or other living creatures.

suppose they made a fire and no marshmallows came.

In case you didn’t guess, my meds were increased while I was gone.

My meds tell me there are no faces in the rock, club, or cliff.

They had Republicans clear back then??

But the burning question is……….How do they know what fire is if it is not possible?

Good Morning, Fellow Birdbrains!

So what explains the fire in my loins?

Easy with that one Cleo! LOL :^)

so much wanking so early in the morning ? Must be Az.

“I don’t know everything. I just know a BIT about a LOT of things.” Allan V - 2008

Wow, Lew……your meds are working so well……! I didn’t see them either!

Every Tribe has a know it all……….ours used to have three initials in his name.

Great comic today, Thom. We appreciate all your hard work!!!! All that to just make our days! Thanks

Oh bleeep, I thought my meds were doing just fine til now. I see heads AND faces, help! Maybe more of DTWFNC will do the trick?

Good morning Birdbrainiacs!

Did anyone notice that cavewoman being dragged by the hair?

Toomuk is just too muk! I mean Much!

Well, since there is no smoke, I guess that there is no fire.

Great work Thom

I’ve already told you more than I know.

Translation: Toomuk know nothing, but he biggest out of us all and he beat us to pulp if we disagree with him. Not worth losing life over.

Quit possible, but with union in tribe, Fire not possible.

disco non-inferno?

Toomuk information is a bad thing.

I’ve met a lot of Toomuks in my years.

Those who say something is impossible are probably wrong–and the burden of proof is on them. Those who say something is possible are often surprised to discover they are right.

Those who say “Inconceivable!” are apt to die of poison in a Sicilian duel of wits.

^You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think.

Oh, and Lew, are you kidding? You don’t see that big face in the rock formation in the background? The guy in the background is carrying a staff, and it forms the eye.

And thus… Religion is born…